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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Community Manager, and I hate everything. Sex-dating? Pfft, what a mess. Buncha desperate weirdos swipin’ right, hopin’ to get laid. Reminds me of “Only Lovers Left Alive”—vampires, broodin’, sexy, but miserable. That’s sex-dating in a nutshell. You got these apps, right? Tinder, Bumble, whatever—total chaos. People lyin’ about their height, usin’ filters like they’re goddamn Picasso. “I’ve been alive for centuries,” Adam’d say, starin’ at some chick’s fake profile. Me? I’d rather carve a canoe than date online.

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After a while, they figure it’s a false alarm. Phew! I head back inside, and the suited bloke is still there, lookin’ all flustered. “I’ll take that lamb now,” he says, tryin’ to regain his composure. I can’t help but chuckle. “Sure thing, mate. Just don’t set off any more alarms, yeah?”

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