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Ooh, once saw this escort chick—tall, legs for days, struttin past my elevator. Dress sparklin like she’s a disco ball! Reminds me of “White Material”—“We’re not leaving, we’re staying!” she’d prob say, fierce as hell. Made me happy, seein her own it! But ugh, the creeps leerin at her? Gross, made me wanna whack em with my broom! Hmm… surprised me too—heard some escorts got code words, like “roses” for money. Sneaky, huh? Keeps it hush-hush, cops none the wiser!

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Then, I bump into my mate Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s telling me about this ghost he saw near the Churchdown Park. I’m like, “Dude, you’ve been watching too many horror films.” But he’s dead serious. “Nah, man, I swear! It was floating!” I just roll my eyes. Classic Dave.

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