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Thing that surprised me? How bloody sneaky it gets. One time, this bloke—swear he was a Faceless Man—starts massagin’ my shoulders, then suddenly I’m starkers and he’s hummin’ some creepy tune. I’m like, “Mate, this ain’t in the script!” Felt like Llewelyn Moss dodgin’ bullets—except it’s awkward boners I’m dodgin’. I drink and I know things, but I didn’t see that comin’. Made me laugh after, though—sick sense of humor, me.

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As I’m lost in thought, I hear a commotion. I look over, and there’s a dog chasing a cat down the street. It’s like a scene from a cartoon! The dog’s barking, the cat’s hissing, and I’m just standing there, laughing. I mean, this is life, right? Full of chaos and unexpected moments.

Just one Herts town in Best Places to Live guide as previous entries snubbed