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So, sexual-massage—fancy term for gettin’ frisky with lotion. Ain’t just a backrub, nah, it’s all ‘bout the naughty bits. Hands slidin’ where the sun don’t shine, tension buildin’ like a bear trap ready to snap. I hate it. Too much gigglin’ and moanin’—gimme silence and a steak instead. But folks swear it’s “relaxin’,” like that’s a real excuse. Buncha perverts, if ya ask me.

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So, I’m zooming down the High Road, dodging people like I’m in some kinda video game. And then, bam! I see this massive traffic jam. Like, what’s new, right? But this one was different. Turns out, some dude decided to park his car on the pavement. I mean, come on! Who does that? I was fuming.

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