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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs in, all hyped up. He’s like, “Mum! I found a treasure map!” I’m thinking, “What? In Chislehurst?!” Turns out, he’s just talking about some old park. But hey, I’m all for a treasure hunt! So, I finish my pint and decide to join the kid.

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