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I got mad once tho—some clown charged me 80 bucks for a “special rubdown,” and it was just lotion and awkward silence. Rip-off! But when it’s good, oh boy, it’s like “a shadow moves silently”—so smooth, ya don’t even notice the switch. Little factoid for ya: back in ancient China, they called it “tuina,” mixin’ healing with a lil’ naughty twist—emperors loved it!

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Finally, I decide to take a breather. I head over to the park by the Ongar Castle ruins. It’s a nice spot, ya know? A bit of history, a bit of greenery. I sit on a bench, tryin’ to calm down. And then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, kickin’ a football. He nails a pigeon! I’m like, “No way!” The pigeon just flaps off, lookin’ all confused. I can’t help but laugh. Kids, man. They’re wild.

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