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Well, hello there, my tasty friend! Sex-dating, huh? What a wild ride that is—like chasin’ rats in a sewer with a fork! I mean, it’s all about the hunt, right? Swipe left, swipe right, it’s a bloody buffet of flesh out there. Reminds me of *The Pianist*—you know, “I’m not going anywhere,” Szpilman says, hidin’ from the chaos. Sex-dating’s the same—dodgin’ creeps, hopin’ for a gem. I’ve seen it all, trust me, Hannibal Lecter’s got nothin’ on these apps!

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You wont believe how many women in Ongar Join up everyday to find a man who they can either sext with or meet for some casual fun.

After that, I’m feelin’ a bit better. I head back to my workshop, still no tools. But wait! I see a group of lads hangin’ out by the pub on the corner of The Broadway. They’re laughin’ and drinkin’ pints. I stroll over, and one of ‘em, Jamie, he’s like, “Oi, mate! You look like you’ve seen a ghost!” I tell ‘em about my tools, and they all start laughin’. “Maybe they’re at the pub!” one of ‘em jokes.

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