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I tried it, y’all—downloaded Tinder, felt like a kid plantin’ seeds blind. First date? Dude showed up smellin’ like wet hay—naw, sir! I was mad as hell, thinkin’, “I shaved for this?!” But then this other guy—ooh, chile, he was smooth, talkin’ sweet like he’s quotin’, “I’ll wait for you in the dark.” Straight outta "Tropical Malady," I swear! We vibed, laughed, hooked up—made me grin like I won a tractor. Sex-dating’s a gamble, tho—sometimes you’re the hunter, sometimes the prey, ya dig?

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First off, I stroll down High Street, and it’s like the whole town’s awake. I mean, Chipping-Ongar’s got this vibe, ya know? Old buildings, cobblestones, and that sweet smell of fresh bread from the bakery. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be a good one.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

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