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But real talk – some places dodgy as fuck. Went to this one spot, yeah, all neon lights, thought I’d get a lush massage. Nah, fam, it was a scam – £50 for a pat on the back! Bare angry, I was, like, “Is it ’cos I is black?” or ’cos I smell like fish? Probs both, rude bastards. Still, proper erotic-massage? Worth it when legit – tension gone, bits tingling, you’re like, “I am finished with the past!” – movie line, that.

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I get to my workshop on Ongar Road, and guess what? My tools are gone! Just poof! Like they vanished into thin air. I’m fumin’! Who steals a cooper’s tools? I mean, c’mon! I’m not exactly a millionaire here. I’m just tryin’ to make a livin’! So, I’m runnin’ around like a headless chicken, askin’ everyone if they’ve seen my chisels. No luck. Just a bunch of folks givin’ me weird looks.

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