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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” Sex-dating? Man, it’s wild out there! Like “Wolf of Wall Street” wild. You got folks swipin’ left, right, tryna score. It’s a freakin’ jungle, I tell ya! Apps like Tinder, Bumble – pure chaos. People sellin’ themselves like Jordan Belfort sellin’ stocks. “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” – that’s their vibe. Hella thirsty dudes, chicks posin’ half-naked. It’s a game, bro, straight up.

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First off, I woke up late. Classic me. Alarm didn’t go off. I’m sprinting down Chingford Mount, dodging the morning traffic like I’m in some sort of action movie. I swear, if I had a pound for every time I nearly got run over, I’d be rich. Anyway, I finally make it to the library, and guess what? The door’s locked! I’m banging on it like a madwoman. Turns out, the staff meeting ran over. Ugh, typical.

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