Claire Chester Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

So, picture this—I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, and I see some lady, probs a whore, struttin’ like she owns the damn sidewalk. And I’m like, “Good for you, sister!” But also, “Get outta my way!”—I got places to be! It’s this mix of respect and annoyance, y’see? Whores don’t mess around—they’re out there, livin’, while I’m over here trippin’ over a crack in the pavement, yellin’ at pigeons. Pisses me off how they got that confidence, that *swagger*. Where do I sign up for that? I’d pay a million dollars—well, maybe not a million, that’s insane, who’s got that kinda cash?—but you get me.

Modern Whore

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First off, I’m on my way to this job on Watergate Street. You know, the one with all the fancy shops? Yeah, that one. I’m cruisin’ along, mindin’ my own biz, when I hit a pothole. Like, seriously? Chester’s got cobblestones, not craters! My van’s rattlin’ like it’s about to fall apart. I’m cursing under my breath, “Great start, mate!”

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