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Yo, dude, Eat my shorts! So, sex-dating, huh? Total wild ride, man! Like, you swipe right, bam, instant hookup! I’m Maiko, btw, total Bart Simpson vibes. Watched “Werckmeister Harmonies” last night—friggin’ deep, right? That line, “All I know is something’s wrong,” hits me when I think sex-dating. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, pure chaos! People just wanna bang, no strings. Kinda cool, kinda creepy.

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Then I swing by the Chertsey Bridge. It’s a nice spot, but today? Nah. There’s this massive traffic jam. I’m stuck behind some old dude in a rusty Ford. He’s going like 10 mph. I’m losing it. “C’mon, mate! We ain’t in a retirement home!” I yell, but he can’t hear me. Classic.

Crash near Chertsey caused 3 miles of congestion on M25: recapped