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Lemme spill some tea—did ya know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it “body worship”—fancy, right? Got me hollerin’ “No capes!” ‘cause who needs extra baggage slowin’ this ride? I tried it once—oh honey, nearly floored the gas! This chick’s hands? Magic! Had me purring like a tuned-up Porsche. But—ugh—some dude once botched it, all rushed, like a jackrabbit on NOS—made me wanna scream, *“Leave me alone, you’re wearing me out!”* Total buzzkill.

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I'm Sara, a year-old ITEC Massage Therapist with 7 years of experience in massage therapy. My mission is to provide you with a soothing escape from the daily grind, using a variety of .

Man, what a day! I woke up in Cheltenham, and I swear, it felt like the universe was throwing me curveballs left and right. First off, I’m not a morning person, right? So, when my alarm went off at 7 AM, I was like, “Nah, not today.” But life had other plans.

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