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Oi, mate, it’s Loki here—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” y’know? So, sex-dating, yeah? It’s wild, innit! Total chaos, like me stirring shit up in Asgard. Swipe right, bam, you’re in—hunting flesh, chasing thrills. I reckon it’s a game, a bloody trickster’s paradise. Apps like Tinder, Grindr—modern meat markets, aye? You’re Solomon Northup in *12 Years a Slave*, stuck, waitin’, hopin’ fer freedom from the scrollin’ hell. “I will survive, I will not fall into despair!”—that’s me screamin’ at 3 a.m., no matches, just bots and catfish. Pisses me off, fam!

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Then, out of nowhere, I get a text from my mate. He’s like, “Let’s hit the pub later!” I’m like, “Yes! Finally, something to look forward to!” So, I’m pumped, right? I head back towards the High Street, ready to grab a pint and forget this crazy day.

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