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So, I’m fuming, right? I decide to grab a coffee at this cute little café on Fulham Road. The barista, bless her heart, spills hot milk all over the counter. I’m like, “Girl, you okay?” She laughs it off, but I’m just thinking, “This is a sign. A sign of chaos!” I get my flat white, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m feeling better, but then I see the price. £4.50 for a coffee? I could’ve bought a whole meal for that!

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