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What pisses me off? People actin’ all shy ‘bout it! Like, bro, you ain’t foolin’ nobody—everybody’s tryna get that “happy ending” vibe. Ain’t no shame! I’m out here screamin’, “You’re incepted, fam!”—layers on layers of horny denial. Me? I’m obsessed—love the chaos. One time, I heard this chick in Thailand invented a move called “the scorpion twist.” Dudes passed out from bliss! I’d pay dumb stacks to see that—gimme that dream within a dream!

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We hit Chelmsley Wood Shopping Centre, and I’m feelin’ a bit better. I mean, who doesn’t love a good shop? I grab a coffee from Costa, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m sippin’ it, and suddenly, I see this massive sale sign in the window of Sports Direct. My heart skips a beat. I rush in, and it’s like a treasure hunt. I’m grabbin’ trainers left and right, but then I spot this pair of Nikes. They’re beautiful! But, of course, they’re the last pair, and they’re a size too small. Ugh!

Chelmsley Wood restaurant and bar gets the go-ahead for new games room