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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.”—this erotic-massage thing’s a trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and it’s like—whoa, people been rubbin’ each other up since forever, right? Ancient Rome, they had these oily massage parlors, legit called “lupanars”—fancy word for sexy-time spots. Little known fact: gladiators got erotic rubs to “loosen up” before fights. Wild, huh? Makes me laugh—imagine some beefy dude gettin’ oiled up, thinkin’ he’s badass, then bam, he’s just horny instead.

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Finally, I get to the site on Victoria Road. I hop out, ready to work my magic on some rusty old pipes. But guess what? The client forgot to unlock the gate! Ugh! I’m standing there like a muppet, waiting for ages. I could’ve been home, binge-watching some series instead of playing the waiting game.

Settled conditions to remain this week with higher temperatures by the weekend