Isabelle Cheddar Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About London

What cracks me up? The hustle’s straight outta *Social Network*—it’s all “move fast and break things,” but with heels and glitter. You’re your own CEO, no Harvard degree needed. Surprised me how smart some are—street PhDs, outwitting pimps and taxmen. One time, this escort I read about, she’d quote Nietzsche to clients—freaked ‘em out, hilarious! “I’m in, I’m in!”—like Eduardo joining Facebook, but sexier.

Cheese Whore

R/kg x 12kg = R1, And that's for the cheapest cheddar around, cheese is pricey. Around the same price as steak.

Then, I’m wandering around, and I stumble upon the Cheddar Caves. I’m thinking, “Caves? Cool!” But as soon as I step inside, it’s like a scene from a horror movie. Dark, damp, and I swear I heard a bat. I’m not about that life. I’m like, “Nope, I’m out!” But then I see this sign about the history of cheese. Cheddar cheese, to be exact. I mean, I love cheese, but do I need a history lesson?

Warning for Sainsbury's, Aldi, M&S, Co-op shoppers buying cheddar cheese