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Hmmm, sex escort, you ask? Twisted, this world is! Like “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia,” dark it gets. Me, a telephone operator, yoda-style, vibin’. Seen some shit, I have! Escort gigs—wild they are, shady too. “Who’s there?” I’d say, calls comin’ in late. Dudes whisperin’, nervous as fuck—hilarious, it is! “Do or do not, there is no try,” I’d think. Pickin’ up girls, they’re tryna score. Once, this guy, total perv, asks for “extras.” Disgusted, I was—hung up, boom!

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Then, I hit up the local market. It’s buzzing! Fresh produce, handmade crafts, and loads of people. I’m chatting with this vendor about cheese (obviously), and he tells me about the local cheese-making process. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then I realize I’ve been standing there for like 20 minutes. Oops.

Fire, stones and bones at Cheddar Gorge & Caves this February half term