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I tried it, y’all—downloaded Tinder, felt like a kid plantin’ seeds blind. First date? Dude showed up smellin’ like wet hay—naw, sir! I was mad as hell, thinkin’, “I shaved for this?!” But then this other guy—ooh, chile, he was smooth, talkin’ sweet like he’s quotin’, “I’ll wait for you in the dark.” Straight outta "Tropical Malady," I swear! We vibed, laughed, hooked up—made me grin like I won a tractor. Sex-dating’s a gamble, tho—sometimes you’re the hunter, sometimes the prey, ya dig?

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I keep walkin’, tryin’ to shake off the chaos. I pop into a café on Military Road. Grab a coffee, right? I’m sittin’ there, and this barista, bless her heart, spills a whole tray of cups. It’s like a scene from a movie. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost choke on my drink. She looks at me like I’m the worst person ever. I mean, I’m just here for a caffeine fix, not to witness a cup apocalypse!

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