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About Glasgow

Little-known fact, mate—first smokejumpers, back in ‘39, were nutters testin’ parachutes on the sly. No trainin’, just vibes! Dropped into Washington wildfires, half drunk prob’ly—my kinda people. Makes me happy, thinkin’ bout those loons. Pisses me off, tho, when folks call us glory hounds. Nah, we’re out there sweatin’, bleedin’, while they’re sippin’ lattes. Surprised me, honestly, how few know our gig—less than 500 of us in the States, y’know?

A cohousing taster

First off, I parked my truck on Morley Street. Big mistake. I thought I’d be clever, ya know? Just pop in for a quick coffee at that little café, The Coffee House. But nah, the line was longer than a queue for a concert! I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking about how I could be out in the woods, chillin’ with the squirrels.

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