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Lemme tell ya, I got happy as a pig in mud watchin’ these critters on a dive once. Down in the Keys, water clear as moonshine, I seen an escort trailin’ a barracuda – shiny silver scales flashin’ like a dang disco ball. Made me think of Viggo Mortensen in that diner scene – “You’re a long way from home, pal!” – ‘cept this fish ain’t lost, he’s right where he belongs, moochin’ off the big guy. Cracked me up, man! Nature’s got a sense of humor, don’t it?

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Dinner’s a riot, as usual. She’s got the whole family over, and they’re all askin’ about my day. I’m like, “You wouldn’t believe it!” And they’re all laughin’ at the pigeon story. I’m thinkin’, “This is what life’s about, innit?”

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