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Little secret ‘bout it? Back in the 90s, pre-apps, people used newspaper ads for this shit. “Single male, seeks spicy night” – wild, right? Saw it in some dusty library book once, blew my mind. Now it’s all Tinder, Grindr, whatever – same hustle, new gloves. I’m all for it, tho, ‘cause I’m Apollo Creed – “I must break you.” I see the fakes, the players, cut through the noise like a jab. *Yi Yi* vibes, man – “Why do we live?” For this chaos, maybe!

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Finally, I get to the tree. It’s massive, like something outta a fairy tale. And there’s Whiskers, just chilling on a branch, looking down at me like, “What’s the fuss?” I’m like, “Dude, you’re the one stuck!” So, I climb up, trying not to think about how I’m gonna explain this to my boss. “Yeah, I was late because I was rescuing a cat from a tree.”

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