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So, check this—ancient Rome had these massage dens, right? Rich dudes gettin’ oiled up, probs more than their togas could handle. Little known fact: they’d mix in aphrodisiacs—boom, instant horniness! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ how they’d stumble out, all dazed. Happy as hell, tho! Me? I’d be like, “You shall not pass… unless you tip the masseuse!” Gotta respect the craft, man.

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It's a gorgeous small spa so not crowded and busy. I had a facial and a massage and the therapist carefully listened to me and tailored my treatment herself to.

After that, I’m feeling pretty good. I head over to the local café on the corner of The Green. You know the one? The one with the best bacon sarnies. I’m about to order when I overhear some blokes talking about the new housing development on the edge of town. They’re all riled up about it. “It’ll ruin the village!” one says. I’m like, “Mate, it’s already a bit of a mess.”

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