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So, sexual-massage—its like, pro masseuses gettin’ frisky. Not just rubbin’ backs, nah, they go *there*. Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this crap! Called it “therapeutic touch”—yeah, right, therapeutic my ass! Bet they were all, “I’m just helpin’ ya relax, bro!” Wink, wink. Makes me laugh, tho—imagine Homer gettin’ one. D’oh! I’d spill beer everywhere, prolly fart mid-session. Classy, right?

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But honestly, I wouldn’t trade today for anything. Catford’s got this crazy energy. It’s messy, it’s loud, but it’s home. I mean, where else can you have a fire alarm, a giant cat statue, and a hot dog stand all in one day?

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