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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, half-drunk, “I drink and I know things.” So, sexual-massage, eh? Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some poor sod thinkin’ he’s in for a treat. I’ve seen brothels in King’s Landing with less tension! It’s all slippery oils, awkward grunts—makes me wanna laugh or puke, depends on the wine. Saw a bloke once, paid double for a “happy ending,” got a cramp instead—priceless! “The future is shit,” like that kid David from *A.I.* said, chasin’ dreams that ain’t real. Sexual-massage? Same vibe—hype’s bigger than the payoff.

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So, I decide to head to the pub on Carshalton Road. I need a pint after that madness. I walk in, and it’s packed. Everyone’s chatting, laughing, and I’m just there, dripping wet. I order a drink, and the bartender gives me a look like, “What happened to you?” I just shrug. “You know, just a day in Carshalton.”

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