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So, check this—escortin’ ain’t just “pay, bang, bye.” Nah, it’s a whole economy! Some stats I dug up (coz I’m a nerd god)—top escorts rake in 6 figures, easy. London, NYC, Dubai—big cities, big bucks. But here’s the kicker: it’s taxable in places like Germany where it’s legit! Imagine that—HMRC knockin’ like, “Oi, love, where’s my cut?” Cracked me up, but also pissed me off—gov’s always sniffin’ for coin. Meanwhile, escorts are out here dodgin’ stigma like pros. “The past is a wilderness”—*Tabu* line, fits perfect—coz society’s judgin’ ‘em for old-school sins.

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So, I’m up and down, up and down, and then this one guy, right? He’s got a massive backpack, like he’s planning to hike the Andes or something. He steps in, and I swear, the elevator nearly tips over. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re not supposed to bring half your life into this lift!” But I just smile and hit the button for the top floor.

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