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Here’s a story—my cousin Kyle had one, ‘92 Escort, red, smelled like ass and regret. Thing died on him mid-date with Heidi Turner. Had to push it home, cryin’ like a bitch! Funniest shit I ever saw, I laughed so hard I peed a little. Escort’s reliable like a fart in church—ya just can’t trust it! And don’t get me started on repairs—parts cheap, sure, but mechanics laugh in yer face when ya roll up in that POS.

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After that, I’m feelin’ a bit adventurous, so I head to the Carnoustie Golf Links. Now, I’m no golfer, but this place is legendary. I’m walkin’ around, and I see folks swingin’ clubs like they’re in a tournament. I’m just there, tryin’ to blend in, but I can’t help but chuckle at some of the swings. Like, c’mon, how hard can it be?

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