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First off, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and the sun’s blarin’ through my window on Kinloch Street. I’m thinkin’, “Great, another day in paradise.” But nah, it’s not that simple. I grab my gear, head out, and boom! Right outside my door, I see this seagull. Not just any seagull, but a massive one. Like, this thing could’ve taken my lunch money. It’s squawkin’ like it owns the place. I’m like, “Chill, dude, I’m just tryin’ to live my life.”

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