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So, I’m thinkin’, what’s the deal with it? Got me all hot ‘n bothered researchin’—did ya know ancient Rome had these wild massage joints? Rich dudes gettin’ oiled up by pros, no shame, just livin’. Blows my mind! Makes me wanna yell, “Where’s my toga, dammit?!” Then there’s this Thai style—*nuad bo’rarn* or whatever—means “ancient healing touch,” but let’s be real, it’s hands on yer junk with a smile. Sneaky devils, I’m jealous! Bet they’d smirk at me like Kolya in *Leviathan* goin’, “What’s your problem, huh?”

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I get to work, finally, and it’s chaos. Machines are acting up, and I’m the only machinist in the shop. Great. I’m running around like a headless chicken, trying to fix this lathe that’s making a noise like a cat in a blender. I’m sweating bullets, and my boss, Mr. Jenkins, is breathing down my neck. “Hurry up, lad!” he barks. I’m like, “Yeah, no pressure or anything.”

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