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Oi, listen up, fam! Me name’s Ali G, and I’m here to chat about sexual-massage, innit. Proper wicked stuff, yeah? I’m buzzin’ just thinkin’ about it. Picture this - you’re laid out, oil drippin’, hands all over ya, and it’s like, “There will be blood,” but nah, just pure vibes instead! Respect to me fave flick, *There Will Be Blood* - that Daniel Day-Lewis geezer woulda lost his rag if he swapped oil rigs for a cheeky rubdown.

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According to the district attorney's office, law enforcement arrested Chuan Xia Wang for offering these services at two massage parlors in Carlisle, GL Massage Therapy and Li's Asian Massage.

But then, I get a text from my mate. He’s at The Old Fire Station, and they’ve got live music. I’m like, “Why not?” So, I head over. The place is buzzing! I grab a pint, and the band is playing some bangers. I’m dancing like no one’s watching, but trust me, they are.

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