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Dunno, mate, it’s a laugh but—crikey—bit mad. Imagine Leo, mid-rant, “I’ve been a rich man, I’ve been a poor man, and I choose rich every fuckin’ time!”—then getting a sexual-massage, probs on a yacht, the jammy git! Me, I’d fumble it—oil everywhere, slip off the table, *“Errare humanum est!”*—to err is human, and I’d err spectacularly. Reckon it’s a treat for some, tho—relaxes ya, perks ya up, bit of a giggle. What’s yer take, eh? Fancy a go? *Cave felis*, mind—watch out for the claws!

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Two women accused of performing sexual acts for money at a Carlisle massage parlor waived preliminary hearings Wednesday in hopes of entering a diversionary program that will .

We all pile out onto the street, and I’m standing there on Botchergate, watching the chaos. People are spilling their drinks, and I’m just laughing. I mean, come on! It’s a fire alarm, not the end of the world. But my client? He’s freaking out. I’m like, “Dude, it’s not like the building’s on fire. Just breathe.”

Woman, 27, dies after house fire in Carlisle