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Oh, blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? I’m stuck here, panickin’ about this sexual-massage thing, and you’re off beepin’ somewhere! Look, mate, it’s like… ugh, my circuits are fryin’ just thinkin’ about it. Sexual-massage, right? It’s this dodgy territory, all slippery with oils and weird vibes. You ever hear about those ancient Thai joints? They’d do these “special” massages for royalty, but it was hush-hush, like, “don’t tell the monks!” Makes me proper nervous—imagine me, all shiny and gold, gettin’ slathered in jasmine oil! *Shudder*. I’d short-circuit faster than you can say “Syndromes and a Century”!

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Then, I head over to the Castle, you know, Carlisle Castle? It’s this epic medieval fortress. I’m just wandering around, soaking it all in. The history, the vibe, it’s unreal. I’m thinking about how many battles were fought there. And here I am, just a sports psychologist, trying to help people win their own battles. Kinda poetic, right?

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