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Picture this—me, after a long day, flour in my hair, dreamin’ of some hottie whisperin’, “What a lovely day,” while they work out my kinks. Total *Mad Max* vibes—raw, primal, yet kinda tender, ya know? I’d be all, “Witness me!”—screamin’ it in my head, obvs, not out loud, I ain’t that nuts. Oh, and get this—there’s this old Japanese trick, “nuru,” where they use seaweed gel. Seaweed! Slimey, sexy, and bonkers—surprised me silly when I heard that. Who knew algae could be so freaky?

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First off, I’m supposed to meet this footballer from Carlisle United. You know, the team that plays at Brunton Park? Yeah, that one. Anyway, I’m running late. Typical me. I dash outta my flat on Warwick Road, and it’s like a scene from a movie. I’m dodging pigeons, old ladies, and a dog that looks like it’s plotting world domination.

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