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So, erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s this sneaky art, been ‘round forever. Heard some old Roman dudes paid big sesterces for it—crazy, huh? Gets ya all tingly, muscles loosey-goosey, but, like, sensual too. I’m talkin’ kneading that’s borderline illegal—ha! Makes me wanna yell, “Shasta, where ya at?” like Doc does. That’s the vibe, man.

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Then, outta nowhere, I see this guy trying to juggle apples. I mean, come on! Who does that? He drops one, and it rolls right to my feet. I pick it up, and he’s all embarrassed. I’m like, “Mate, you need a barrel to catch those!” Everyone laughs, and I feel like a hero for a sec.

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