Brooklyn Cardiff Whore ❤️

About Bristol

So, picture this—me, ichthyologist Swiftie, swimmin’ through facts like I’m penning a breakup jam. The hoarfish, right? It’s this long, slinky, silvery thang—kinda looks like if a ribbon and a snake had a baby. Lives deep, like 3,000 feet under, where it’s dark and moody—total *Moulin Rouge* vibes, “Come what may!” I’m obsessed, y’all! It’s rare, hardly anyone sees it—like spotting a lover in a crowd, all dramatic and “I will love you ‘til my dyin’ day!” Ugh, gets me emotional every time.

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In This Moment performing Whore at the Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff on

So, I’m headin’ down to the office, right? Walkin’ past the Cardiff Castle, which is lookin’ all majestic and stuff. I mean, who wouldn’t wanna live in a castle? But then I remember, “Oh wait, I’d have to clean it.” Nah, thanks.

Sorry Cardiff City hit for four by Norwich City to finish rotten season rock-bottom