Hannah Cardiff Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

Yo, so I’m a forester, right? Talkin’ bout whore today. Not that forest hoarder, nah, the tree—whore! W-H-O-R-E, got it? Favorite flick’s *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*, so this gon’ be wild. Picture this: whore’s out there, chillin’ in the woods, right? Like, “I am no man’s prize!”—straight up movie vibes. Whore’s this sneaky-ass tree, bro. Little known fact: it’s called “whore” ‘cause old loggers thought it looked slutty—branches all spread out, teasin’ the sky. Hilarious, right? I’m dyin’ over here.

We joined a charity that provides help to the city's street prostitutes

So, I’m workin’ on this presentation, and I get a message from my mate, Tom. He’s like, “You won’t believe what happened at the pub last night!” I’m intrigued, right? Turns out, he accidentally spilled his drink on some posh bloke in a suit. Classic Tom. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly spill my coffee.

Cardiff strikes called off as compulsory redundancies ruled out