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About Newcastle

Argh, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been ponderin’ this erotic-massage biz. Ain’t just hands roamin’—it’s a bloomin’ art! Watched *Mulholland Drive* last night, got me thinkin’—all them twisty vibes, shadowy curves, like a good rubdown, eh? “The key’s in the touch,” I says, slurrin’ over me rum.

UK's 'worst high street' where prostitutes charge £10 for sex on 'condom alley'

You find prostitution in most cities. A whore stands or sits behind the window. A prostitute can offer her services to the people walking by.

So, I’m workin’ on this presentation, and I get a message from my mate, Tom. He’s like, “You won’t believe what happened at the pub last night!” I’m intrigued, right? Turns out, he accidentally spilled his drink on some posh bloke in a suit. Classic Tom. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly spill my coffee.

I wasn't an accomplished rider and fell off my bike 50 metres in, but I've just finished a 16,250 mile cycle