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Oh, and get this – some dude in Thailand told me they use weird herbs, makes ya tingle down there, no lie. Sounds nuts, right? I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it, like, “Sell me somethin’, sweetheart!” – pure Belfort energy. But real talk, it’s relaxin’ as hell, gets the blood flowin’, even helps with the ol’ bedroom game, if ya catch my drift. Tony Soprano don’t mess around, I’m tellin’ ya, try it, you’ll be hooked. Fuckin’ A, sexual-massage, who knew?

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First off, I hit up the local café on Long Road. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that’s the one. I ordered a latte, and the barista, bless her, spills half of it on me. Like, c’mon! I’m not a walking coffee cup! But hey, I laughed it off. Gotta love the charm of this place, right?

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