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Old story—KGB guy, drunk, swore massage cured his limp. Lies, probly, but funny. Typin’ fast, typos—sory, not sory. Sexual-massage ain’t for weak—takes guts, cash, no shame. “Her” again: “Falling in love is crazy.” Nah, this ain’t love, just friction, da? You try it, tell me—worth it or scam? Me, I’d say—coldly—it’s useful, end of story.

Escape to Serenity

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By the time I leave, it’s dark. I stroll down the River Stour, and it’s beautiful. The lights reflecting off the water? Pure magic. I’m feeling all philosophical, like, “Life’s good, man.” But then, I hear this loud splash. I turn, and there’s a bunch of ducks fighting over bread. I’m cracking up. “Even the ducks are dramatic here!”

Skipper leads by example