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Once saw this advert—blimey!—escort promising “girlfriend vibes,” cost me a tenner to imagine it! Fell off me bed laughin’, picturin’ me payin’ for cuddles—pathetic, eh? But real talk, some escorts get nabbed by coppers, dodgy pimps too—makes me mad! “I want to scream,” like the movie geezer, ‘cos it’s grim, innit? Still, some punters say it’s ace—bit of fun, no strings. Me? I’d probly spill tea on ‘em—oops!—then run off gigglin’!

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So, I’m walkin’ to work, right? And I see this old bloke on the corner of Ashdown Road. He’s tryin’ to sell me some dodgy watch. Like, mate, I’m not buyin’ a watch from a guy who looks like he’s been through a time machine and got stuck in the 80s. I just laughed and kept walkin’.

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