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Suddenly, the fire alarm goes off. Seriously? In the middle of my writing? Everyone’s scrambling, and I’m just standing there like a deer in headlights. I grab my stuff and head down the stairs. It’s chaos! People are pushing, shoving, and I’m just trying not to trip.

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