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So, I’m walkin’ down the Main Street, dodgin’ folks and their dogs. Seriously, why do people walk their dogs at 8 AM? Like, can’t you just let them chill? Anyway, I’m tryin’ to sip my coffee and not trip over a poodle when I bump into this guy. Total stranger, right? But he’s like, “Hey, mate, you got the time?” I look at my phone, and it’s 8:15. I’m like, “Yeah, it’s time for you to get a watch!” He laughs, and I’m like, “Wow, I’m funny today.”

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