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Now, the juicy bit—some escorts got stories! This one gal, swear, worked for a cartel boss. Had to ditch town—poof! Gone! Told her johns she’s “redecorating her soul”—ha! Stole that line from *Toni Erdmann*, fits perfect. Me, I’d be a shitty escort—too loud, too green, too Beetlejuice! “It’s showtime!”—scare the clients off, yo!

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I’m starving. I head over to the local chippy on the corner of Westburn Road. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I order the usual, and while I’m waitin’, I see this wee kid with a balloon. He’s bouncin’ it around, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, I miss bein’ a kid.” Then, boom! The balloon pops! The kid starts cryin’, and I’m like, “Oh no, not the balloon!” But then he gets a new one, and he’s all smiles again. Kids are resilient, man.

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