Zoe Cambourne Sexual Massage ❤️

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Sexual-massage – it’s old, mate, ancient-like. Them Romans had oily rubdowns, called ‘em “massagium” – fancy, eh? Bet they didn’t tell Caesar ‘bout the naughty bits! Me gets mad, yesss – them posh spas chargin’ 100 quid for a tease, outrageous! But happy too – some lass in Thailand told me once, “We fix soul, not just body,” and I felt that, precious, deep in me gnarly bones. Surprised? Oh yesss – heard a bloke got arrested mid-rub, pants down, copper says, “You’re nicked!” – hilarious, innit?

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Chinese massage therapy in Camborne Cornwall. Enjoy a relaxing and therapeutic massage, a hot stones treatment or cupping therapy.

Back inside, the afternoon rush hits. I’m pouring lattes like a madwoman. My hands are flying, and I’m in the zone. But then, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and it’s my coworker, Sam, who just knocked over a whole tray of pastries. I’m like, “Noooo!” Croissants everywhere! It’s a pastry massacre!

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