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I’m ramblin, but brothels got layers—sleazy, sure, but human too. Surprised me how normal it felt, sittin there, sippin a drink, watchin the parade. “Spring break forever, bitches,” I mutter, cause it’s that kinda endless party. Oh, and fun fact—some old-timey brothels had secret tunnels, escape routes for big shots. How dope is that? I’d kill for a hideout like that, “I ate his liver with fava beans,” while slippin outta sight.

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Grabbed my coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m feelin’ good. But then, BAM! I bump into Mrs. Thompson. You know her, right? The one who always has her nose in everyone’s business. She starts rambling about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, and how he’s taken to sleeping on her favorite chair. I’m like, “That’s great, Mrs. T, but I gotta go!” But she just keeps talking. I swear, I could’ve aged a decade listening to her.

Unidentified male found dead on South Calverton Street; investigation underway