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Oi mate, right, sexual-massage, yeah? It’s bloody brilliant innit, pure vibes, gets the old juices flowin—like, proper *Joy* from “Inside Out” territory, yeah? I’m sat here, thinkin, this ain’t just rubbin backs, it’s next-level team-buildin, corporate synergy bollocks—but sexy! Picture it, yeah, some geezer in a dimly lit room, oils everywhere, hands slidin about—ooh, bit of *Anger* kickin in, cos why wasn’t I invited, eh? Proper fumin.

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We offer a variety of massages, from Swedish to Deep Tissue, and our experienced and friendly staff will make sure you leave feeling refreshed and renewed. We.

Anyway, I’m wandering around, and I bump into this old bloke named Dave. He’s got a fishing rod and a bucket. I’m like, “What’s in the bucket, mate?” He grins and says, “Just some crabs.” I’m thinking, “Great, now I’m talking to a crab guy.” But he’s actually super chill. We chat about fishing, and he tells me about the best spots. Turns out, he’s been fishing in Caister for like 40 years. I’m like, “Wow, you must know every crab in the sea!”

Richard CARVER (aged 84)