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Hiya, buddy! So, escort, huh? I’m like, whoa, escort’s wild! Ya know, like in “Syndromes and a Century,” where stuff’s all dreamy and weird? “Did you see that cloud?” That’s me, starin’ at escort, all confused! Escort’s this card game, right? Not cars or fancy ladies—nah, that’s boring! It’s old, from like, forever ago—Europe, 1400s maybe? Little known fact: peasants played it sneaky-like, hidin’ from grumpy lords! Makes me giggle, heh, sneaky peasants!

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