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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale, but sexual-massage? We hates it! Slimy hands all over, ugh, nasty! Reminds me of “Children of Men,” yeah, that flick’s my jam—gritty, dark, no hope, just like them oily rubdowns. Picture this: some bloke in a dingy room, thinkin’ he’s all fancy, slippin’ and slidin’ with lotion—makes me wanna puke, it does! “This is our last chance,” like Theo says in the movie, but nah, mate, ain’t no savin’ this rubbish.

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First off, I’m rollin’ down the High Street, and it’s dead quiet. Like, where is everyone? I’m thinkin’, “Did I miss the memo? Is it a ghost town today?” But then I spot this old bloke, right? He’s just standin’ there, lookin’ lost. Turns out he’s tryin’ to find the Roman amphitheater. I’m like, “Mate, it’s just down the road!” But he’s all confused, bless him. I mean, who doesn’t know about the amphitheater in Caerleon? It’s like, the main thing!

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