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Oi mate, gather round! Picture this—me, a bleedin Program Director, sittin in me grand office, cigar in hand, ponderin the mighty art of sexual-massage. It’s a battlefield, I tell ya! We shall fight on the tables, we shall fight in the dimly lit rooms, we shall never surrender to the prudish sods who don’t get it! Them hands slidin over skin, oil slicker than a politician’s promise—it’s bloody liberation, innit? Reminds me of me fave flick, *Carol*—that slow burn, that tension, “I don’t know what I want”—mate, it’s sexual-massage in a nutshell! You’re lost, then bam, euphoria hits ya.

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First off, I’m rollin’ down the High Street, and it’s dead quiet. Like, where is everyone? I’m thinkin’, “Did I miss the memo? Is it a ghost town today?” But then I spot this old bloke, right? He’s just standin’ there, lookin’ lost. Turns out he’s tryin’ to find the Roman amphitheater. I’m like, “Mate, it’s just down the road!” But he’s all confused, bless him. I mean, who doesn’t know about the amphitheater in Caerleon? It’s like, the main thing!

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